// Created by iWeb 2.0.4 local-build-20091204

function writeMovie1()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie2()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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{document.write('<object id="id6" type="video/quicktime" width="141" height="16"><param name="src" value="Media/bigmacattack.mov"/><param name="controller" value="true"/><param name="scale" value="tofit"/></object>');}
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function writeMovie3()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie4()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie5()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie6()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie7()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie8()
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function writeMovie9()
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function writeMovie10()
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function writeMovie11()
{detectBrowser();if(windowsInternetExplorer)
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function writeMovie12()
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function writeMovie13()
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function writeMovie14()
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function writeMovie15()
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function writeMovie16()
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function writeMovie17()
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